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    carrotsanyone replied to your post: I need to sleep

    Have fun bitch

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    forever-skyhigh:

    This has to be one of my favorite urban dictionary posts lol 

    yes

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    I need to sleep

    I have to experience work tomorrow 


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    A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
    • Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
    • Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
    • Doctor: Denise.
    • Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
    • Doctor: Denephew.

    A photo of me

    pricksatmywindow:

    at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot

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    inthemindofasociopath:

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    omgtier:

    I just played this song really really loud so my mom could hear it an omygod her reaction

    OH MY GOD I ……… AH

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    fuckyeahtattoos:

    I’m an artist and crafter - and I’m ALWAYS looking for a ruler.  This tattoo idea has been on my mind for a long, long time and I finally got it! 


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